Hello, Greetings and Salutations, etcetera
What’s up? How are you? How’s it going?

Let me begin and explain why I must refrain
We’ve mistakenly met months ago
I’ve no will to bore us by writing a chorus
or tattling foretellings tarot

Do re mi fa sol la si
No way efforting middle-c
Know there’s more fish in the sea

We’re irrelevantly irreverential
Questionably queer, quite indifferential

No figure, no form and no fault and no foul, no fidelity
Modest rhythms and rhymes, meager meters and iambs, but a memorable melody

My muse and my music, you barely make do
I progressed as planned to proceed impromptu

Thus is the score with acrostic decor
Agnostically yours

Hey hey, Hi hi, Yo yo, Yada yada
Good morning! Are you there? Good evening?

Before raising the curtain, one thing’s for certain
We’re too entangled to tango
This medium opus is pure Hocus Pocus
and paradoxic’lly Pierrot

Ode, maybe a hint of ci
So, I ‘fore we or to C?
OD on “whys” oversea

Ultra-evidently uninferential
We’re simply sincere and self-referential

No dice and no deal and no doubt and no duh, no dance of infernity
Dictated dilutions reduced resolutions, and remodelled my modernity

A final di-dicta: the first, forty two
And alas at long last, an ambivalent adieu

Thus ends our poor periphrastic detour
Agnostically yours