A voice of reason and of spirit
I still don’t want to ever hear it

My feminine baritone
A piece of chocolatey cake
My feminine baritone
An unfathomable lake

A longwinded passive-aggressive chime
An alliterate allegorical rhyme
A subjective subwoofer’s sublime

A dainty croon with tongue in cheek
Go figure! So to speak

My feminine baritone
So soft and cottony
My feminine baritone
Of gentle monotony

A voice for me, a voice for y’all
Won’t shatter glass, but’t’ll break a fifth wall

My feminine baritone
For you femme mystics
My feminine baritone
Fancies cunning linguistics

An ambient agnostic allegretto
Laced along a lackadaisical libretto
Forced forfeiting my faux falsetto

It’s practical, whimsical, and free
Complement’ry to ‘nother song in G

My feminine baritone
Keeps singin' the blues
My feminine baritone
Drops subtle clues

My feminine baritone
A curious case
My feminine baritone
Is really a bass

My feminine baritone
Is solo high class
My feminine baritone
Has come to pass