I don’t like suits and ties,
but I detest when you scrutinize
I don’t like wearing pants,
but I despise the endless surveillance
I don’t like horseradish sauce,
but I can’t bear another loss
I don’t like Canada geese,
but I hate that our love was only a lease

I unlike you
Try, unlike you
Bye. Unlike you
Cry, unlike you
I unlike you
Try, unlike you
Bye. Unlike you
Cry, unlike you

I don’t like playing cards,
but I abhor your disregards
I don’t like milk in tea,
but I can’t stand when you lie to me
I don’t like being wrong,
but I’m averse to another breakup song
I don’t like to misconstrue,
but I object to the thought of you

I unlike you
Try, unlike you
Bye. Unlike you
Cry, unlike you
I unlike you
Try, unlike you
Bye. Unlike you
Cry, unlike you

I don’t like to water ski,
but I’ve had enough of your inadequacy
I don’t like taking the stairs,
but I’m so sick of our toxic affairs
I don’t like popular art,
but I can’t stomach one more broken heart
I don’t like living on the second floor,
but I don’t care about you anymore

I unlike you
Try, unlike you
Bye. Unlike you
Cry, unlike you
I unlike you
Try, unlike you
Bye. Unlike you
Cry, unlike you

Why unlike you?
*sigh*, I liked you…